Sunday Smile: 10 Great ‘It’s So Cold’ Jokes

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For this week’s Sunday Smile, whether you have had a good week or a bad one, and with Mother Nature setting record low temperature records this morning in our area, here are ten (10) fun 'It's So Cold' jokes I pulled from Athropolis.

Some time ago, I introduced the weekly palate cleanser posts (a.k.a. video of the week) on this blog. During the week, I post about road closuresstores openingstores closingcommunity news and things to do around Alexandria, Virginia. So, I thought maybe one post during the week could be just for fun. Therefore, a post that will cleanse the palate.

For this week’s Sunday Smile, whether you have had a good week or a bad one, and with Mother Nature setting record low temperature records this morning in our area, here are ten (10) fun ‘It’s So Cold’ jokes I pulled from Athropolis.

It’s SO cold…

  1. The optometrist is giving away free ice scrapers with eyeglasses
  2. Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers pockets to keep them warm
  3. Politicians have their hands in their own pockets
  4. Squirrels in the park are throwing themselves against the electric fence
  5. Dogs are wearing cats
  6. Teenagers aren’t embarrassed by acne, they’re embarrassed by goose pimples
  7. When we milked the cows we got ice cream
  8. I chipped my tooth on my soup
  9. We didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it
  10. You have to kick a hole in the air just to get outside

Do you have a funny one to share? Post it below!!